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PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:07 am 
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One never see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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Because Psychics are con artists.


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Because, then the universities would cash in and create a "get your degree program" for them, and we'd be flooded by the masses of people suddenly converting.

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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Why is it that hotdogs come in packages of 10, while hotdog buns come in packages of 8?

Why is it that non-conformist hang out together?


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Why is it that the drugs used to save lives are the same used to kill?

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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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Why is that whenever something bad happens to Christians, they say it's either God testing them, or it's the work of the Devil? But whenever something bad happens to a people of another Faith, then it's God's Wrath? (Rhetorical)


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Why should I thank god for all that's good, but not blame god for all that's bad?

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Because God is the source of everything that is good, and the Devil is the source of all that is bad. And therefore everything bad is your fault, because if you hadn't let the devil in, God would make everything perfect. *insert sarcasm here*

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