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Anajo
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 Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:44 pm |
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Tommy,
I don't think that you were meant to attend uni.
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cheGuevara
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:52 pm |
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A hitman sounds more glamorous. Plus, before you dispatch your targets, you can read them a prayer. Another notch up the coolness scale. 
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The-Holy-Dark
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:04 pm |
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I don't see why he can't be both.
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cheGuevara
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:38 pm |
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Ooh. Good one. 
Reverend Tommy Gun.
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DSW
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:41 pm |
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If you want to be a priest you'll need a degree. If you want to be a ratbag evangelist preacher all you'll need is a loud voice and a good measure of fake sincerity.
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The-Holy-Dark
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:46 pm |
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What about monks, do monks need degrees?
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DSW
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:01 pm |
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What degree of monk are we discussing?
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The-Holy-Dark
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:19 pm |
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Originally I was thinking catholic monks, but Buddhist monks are so much cooler; they can use kung-fu.
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DSW
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:42 pm |
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You pillock, Buddhists are the ultimate pacifists. You're talking about Shaolin. Anyway, where is the attraction in these minor martial arts?
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The-Holy-Dark
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:55 pm |
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DSW wrote: ...where is the attraction in these minor martial arts?
What do you mean minor? On the history channel I once saw an eastern monk have a bat broken across his back and he didn't even flinch.
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:23 pm |
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The-Holy-Dark wrote: DSW wrote: ...where is the attraction in these minor martial arts? What do you mean minor? On the history channel I once saw an eastern monk have a bat broken across his back and he didn't even flinch. We would probably consider him for a novice.
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cheGuevara
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:03 am |
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Speaking of martial arts, nothing beats Krav Maga. Not so much a martial art, rather a killing technique. Something every would-be assassin-monk should consider mastering.
It aims for vulnerable body parts, is quick, brutal and effective against multiple opponents in real-life situations.
Aikido, kung-fu and the like are for sissies.
che
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