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 Post subject: Men are pigs!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:16 pm 
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Hey anyone got a quote that basically says that all men are pigs?????

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hmm haha I don't know if there is some because they ain't pigs :D

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1. "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
Francois Morency

2. "The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
Jilly Cooper

3. "Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in."
Rita Rudner

4. "Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
Cher.

5. "I married beneath me. All women do."
Nancy Astor

6. "A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over."
Dino Levi.

7. "I'm glad I'm not bisexual; I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Bernard Manning.

8. "You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths."
Steven Wright.

9. "There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."
Bob Philips

10. "An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife."
Franklin Adams

not exactly 'all men are pigs' but do these help at all :D

livy x

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thats great thanks!!!!!!!!!!!! xxx


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Hmmm...Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.~Noel Coward (1899-1973), Private Lives [1930], Chapter 3. :mrgreen:


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hah I don't understand what the heck is this topic about :D but I would like to get it so I can post my quotes too :P

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I thought this joke was really funny:

What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.


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hehe funny, i found this joke on the web:

a couple had had an argument and were driving down a country road, they passed a farm and saw pigs, chicken, donkeys, cows...ect... The man said 'relatives of yours?' to his wife, and she said 'yes, in laws'

i could not help laughing!

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pigs are very nice animals :D . They do bad things 1000000 times less than people.

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yeah thats actually very true!!!!!!!11 :D Maybe pig isnt the right word i was looking for........................


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y exactly do u think all men are pigs? could somebody clarify this for me?

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oh dont worry its nothing serious i just get fed up with the way those men treat us ladies so badly !!!!!!! (no offence guys im sure there are lots of lovely men out there just havent met them yet!) Wanted quotes to express how i feel and to make me feel better when i get hurt!

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just keep looking for the right one. we're not all bad, just a few.

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Women hurt men and men hurt women but each thinks it is the other one's fault.

Could it be that we both have the wrong idea about the roles of men and women?

Who taught them to us? Who told us how to treat one another? When you find out who, you have found the problem.

Let me know when you figure this out.


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Men are pigs? We are not exactly... pigs. We are... imperfect. Too proud... so to say.
However, i admit that most men still believe that we are supposed to hold a strong grip over the opposite sex. I simply don't like it when women are treated inhuman. It is something that makes my blood boil. Too bad this world still has old ideas lourking, AKA consevatives, right-winged people, etc.

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