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I swear on my soul and grave three times this is a real and true to the christian god and bible ect to be a real recorded and written quote from the original Air Canada Pilot of Air Canada Flight 1744.

Dear Passengers,

I will assure our flight together makes me feel like the owner

of Air Canada so calling all aboard safe flight insured passengers

because in Air Canada we can say to our destination guests all about the ride in safety how it rocks

to be like flying with the alpha and omega

in the safests airplanes in the industry and how we welcome

all aboard destined arrivals

to the end and back assured

that you and I survived on impact thanks to black shield in our corporate

policy of our holy ghost in security of the entire flight of your own and

of my last trip and first escape

out of the skies of heaven

and back

from your pilot

with assurance

Ken