Quotations and Literature Forum

Recent quotes from Author/Poet of "From Hell and Back", Jane Nazrat, on Twitter, she cracks me up!!!!!!

Random quotes from Jane:

"FYI Joke is on the Government...as long as they give TESTS in schools... Prayer will be in schools..who they kidding...God Prevails!!"

"Man Oh man it's tough be'n a woman, my idiots behave like idiots, slightest change of weather and they're misbehav'n, they're just so embarrassing!:)"

"If you have ever wondered why... You hear about purple people... but never see them...my name is Jane...and I am a purple people eater!:)"

"Nope I'm not right, ready 2 go a wine tast'n,Whining, so unoriginal but the brat in me can't resist, bet I have more variety of whines than they do!"

"Punctual ridicule is not rule but rather drool isolating the only fool! " Jane Nazrat "From Hell & Back"

"Talk about hoochies...that Green M&M is one scank ho...I guess they don't want kids business anymore...or mine!:)"

"I was at a club with this fine dude,he got me a drink and said ok Lady now let's drop it like its hot,so I did & he got pissed cuz it cost 15bucks"

"Mirage or no mirage I'm go'n swim'n...LOL...my daughter's version...Mirage or no mirage...I'm go'n to the beach!:) Heee...heee...heee...!:)"

"What he said...heee...heee...heee...Hope I didn't put my foot in my mouth...oh,well you'd be surprised shoe laces aren't 1/2 bad!:)"