Oh, well, in that case here's some more:
Moe: Am I really that ugly?
Carl: Moe it's all relative. Is Lenny really that dumb? Is Barney that drunk? Is Homer that lazy, bald and fat?
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Tom Scoggins: One night seems like a week.
Tom Scoggins: What?
Preacher: Einstein's theory of relativity. Put your hands on a hot pan, a second can seem like an hour. Grab hold of a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second, it's all relative.
Tom Scoggins: You know, I spent four years at Cal Tech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard.
~from the movie Deep Blue Sea (1999)
The beautiful people, the beautiful people, it's all relative to the size of your steeple."
It's All Relative...
Following Smith's physical, Dr. Bernard sent his patient a bill. A month went by without a remittance, the office sent the first letter... another bill, and then another, and then a fourth, but no payment came...
Finally he sent Smith a pathetic letter, claiming desperately strained circumstances and enclosing a shot of his infant daughter. On the back of the snapshot he wrote, "The reason I desperately need the money you owe me!"
Barely a week later a response from Smith arrived in the mail.
Dr. Bernard ripped it open eagerly, and found himself holding a picture of a gorgeous woman in a full length mink coat. On the back of the photograph the patient had scrawled, "The reason I can't pay!"
Evil is that which you call evil. Yet even that I love, for it is only through that which you call evil that you can know good. I do not love hot more than cold, high more than low, left more than right. It's all relative. It is all part of what is.
~ God "Conversations with God (Book 1)" through Neale Donald Walsch (adapted)
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It’s All Relative