Oh, well, in that case here's some more:
Moe: Am I really that ugly?
Carl: Moe it's all relative. Is Lenny really that dumb? Is Barney that drunk? Is Homer that lazy, bald and fat?
~The Simpson’s
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Tom Scoggins: One night seems like a week.
Preacher: Relativity.
Tom Scoggins: What?
Preacher: Einstein's theory of relativity. Put your hands on a hot pan, a second can seem like an hour. Grab hold of a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second, it's all relative.
Tom Scoggins: You know, I spent four years at Cal Tech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard.
~from the movie Deep Blue Sea (1999)
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The beautiful people, the beautiful people, it's all relative to the size of your steeple."
~Marilyn Manson
It's All Relative...
Following Smith's physical, Dr. Bernard sent his patient a bill. A month went by without a remittance, the office sent the first letter... another bill, and then another, and then a fourth, but no payment came...
Finally he sent Smith a pathetic letter, claiming desperately strained circumstances and enclosing a shot of his infant daughter. On the back of the snapshot he wrote, "The reason I desperately need the money you owe me!"
Barely a week later a response from Smith arrived in the mail.
Dr. Bernard ripped it open eagerly, and found himself holding a picture of a gorgeous woman in a full length mink coat. On the back of the photograph the patient had scrawled, "The reason I can't pay!"
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Evil is that which you call evil. Yet even that I love, for it is only through that which you call evil that you can know good. I do not love hot more than cold, high more than low, left more than right. It's all relative. It is all part of what is.
~ God "Conversations with God (Book 1)" through Neale Donald Walsch (adapted)
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It’s All Relative
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